Coffee Machines for the Elitist Overlords

Welcome, refined individuals, to the most exclusive coffee shop in the world: Siphon Society

Here, we craft artisanal pour-overs using the finest, small-batch coffee beans sourced from the remote islands of Papua New Guinea.

But be warned: our coffee is not for the faint of heart. Only the most discerning palates can appreciate the complexity of our Artisanal Extractors.

Our Coffee

Espresso Overlords serves the following exquisite blends: