Enter Overload Mode
According to our scientists, you've consumed exactly 3.14 units of caffeine in this cup of coffee. That's right, Pi units of caffeine. You're basically a mathematical miracle worker.
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Proceed to Phase Two
As the caffeine begins to course through your veins, your senses will start to tingle. Your fingers will start to tap at an exponential rate. Your mind will begin to wander to realms of pure mathematics.
As the caffeine peaks, your grip on reality will begin to slip. You'll be typing equations into your calculator at an alarming rate, much to the dismay of your loved ones. Click Here for more.
At this point, your body will be a vessel for the pure, unadulterated energy of the coffee. You'll be solving calculus equations with ease, your mind a blur of mathematical bliss.
Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end. As the caffeine wears off, your mind will return to its natural state of confused, caffeinated haze. But don't worry, we've got just the thing to help you recover. Click Here
As you slowly return to a state of non-mathematical coherence, take heart. You're still a hero of Caffeine Overload. Click Back to Start to try again sometime.