Welcome, Coffee Connoisseur! In Phase 2 of the Coffee Protocol, the stakes are raised. The coffee flows like a river, and so do the existential dread.
The beans are roasting, the grinder is grinding, and the coffee is... OVERLOADED.
Phase 2, Sub-Phase 1: The Caffeine Fueled Descent into Madness Phase 2, Sub-Phase 2: The Bean Count Reckoning Phase 2, Sub-Phase 3: The Spill the Beans Conference Phase 2, Sub-Phase 4: The Caffeine Withdrawal Blues