More Yawn Inducing Coffee

Where the coffee flows like the tears of the sleep-deprived.

Coffee Connoisseurs, Rejoice!

Our coffee is carefully crafted to put you in a state of perpetual drowsiness.

We've added an extra dash of boredom to our blend, just for you.

Visit our Yawns per Cup page for more information on our unique roasting process.

Or, if you're feeling particularly tired, check out our Coffee and Sleep Deprivation page for some helpful tips.

(Note: I've created a page that pokes fun at the concept of coffee and its effects on the human body. The content is intentionally humorous and satirical, and the design follows the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic.)