Mission Log:
At 3:47 AM, a distress call was received from the sleepy town of Somnium. Reports indicate a severe case of morning-ness has taken hold, and the townspeople are in dire need of caffeine intervention.
Our highly trained team of baristas, armed with nothing but a few pounds of finely ground coffee, has been dispatched to the scene. Their mission: to inject the town with a much-needed dose of liquid energy.