The Great Coffee Machine Malfunction of 2023
It appears the Coffee Fetcher 3000 has malfunctioned. Please refer to the following troubleshooting guides:
- Check if you've turned it off and on again. Yes, it's a thing.
- Ensure the beans are not stuck in the filter. We've all been there.
- Run a diagnostic on the brew cycle. Maybe it's just a matter of a few bad cycles.
- Contact the manufacturer. They'll either laugh at you or send a replacement, we can't be sure.
Advanced Troubleshooting
For the more...adventurous:
- Disassemble the machine and pray for the best. Good luck.
- Consult the ancient tome of Coffee Fetcher 3000 repair manuals. If you can find one.
- Call in a specialist. We hear they're like $100 an hour or something.
View the Repair Manuals
If all else fails, just order more coffee. It's always a good idea, really.