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World's Okayest Coffee Shop Opens on Mars
We are thrilled to announce that the first-ever coffee shop on Mars has finally opened its doors! Located in the bustling metropolis of New Atbara, this shop has been the talk of the town since it first broke ground.
We spoke to the owner, a gruff but lovable barista named Bob, who said, "We're not just serving coffee, we're bringing the community together. And by community, I mean the 500 or so humans who live on Mars and have nothing else to do but drink coffee all day."
Features include a vast selection of coffee beans from all over the solar system, a cozy reading nook with views of the Martian sunset, and a special "I survived a week on Mars" discount for customers who've actually been to the planet.
Visit First-Ever Coffee Shop on Mars Reviews for more information and photos.