Coffee Mission 4: The Art of Doing Nothing

Mission Briefing:

In a world where productivity is the ultimate goal, it's time to challenge the status quo. This mission requires you to master the art of doing nothing, to find the perfect balance between efficiency and existential dread.

Objectives:

1. Master the 10-minute power nap.
2. Develop a 30-minute focus group for staring out the window.
3. Learn to write a 500-word essay on the importance of blank space.
4. Create a spreadsheet to track your procrastination time.

Tools:

• A comfortable couch.
• A reliable coffee machine.
• High-speed internet (for streaming cat videos).
• A 4chan browser tab.

Subpages:

For further information, please visit:

• Mission Objectives
• Advanced Napping Techniques
• Procrastination Spreadsheet Template