The Underwhelming Experience: Coffee Shop

Where the only thing more underwhelming than the coffee is the customer service.

Located in the basement of a strip mall, our shop has seen better days.

Our coffee is brewed from beans that have been sitting in the back since the Clinton administration.

Meet the Manager, a man who will make sure you leave feeling even more underwhelmed than you did when you walked in.

Don't have a heart attack, but we do have a Heart Attack Protocol just in case.

Check out our prices and wonder why you're still coming back.

Our story is a long and winding road of disappointment.