COFFEE PENALTIES

For the love of all that is caffeinated and good

Warning: excessive coffee consumption may lead to increased productivity, improved mood, and spontaneous outbursts of creativity. Prolonged exposure may lead to:

  1. Insomnia
  2. Nervousness
  3. Twitching
  4. Irreversible brain damage (just kidding, it's not that bad)
Learn more about our penalty system. Check your current penalty level. Consult our Coffee Concierge for personalized advice.