Agent Java Jolt
Classified Information:
Agent Java Jolt is a highly trained operative in the field of coffee enforcement. With expertise in the art of caffeine-based interrogation, Jolt has a success rate of 99.9% in extracting information from reluctant sources.
Operational Record:
Jolt has conducted numerous high-stakes missions, including but not limited to:
- Mission 'Brew-tality': Successfully extracted 500 lbs of coffee from an underground bunker in the heart of the city.
- Mission 'Jolt-Proof': Infiltrated an elite coffee connoisseur's private club and retrieved a rare 1962 French press.