Our elite team of expert baristas, armed with nothing but their wits and an arsenal of coffee beans, are on a mission to take down the evil forces of insomnia, boredom, and general grumpiness that plague our city.
Led by the fearless Commander Caffeine, we have infiltrated the highest levels of caffeine dependency and are working tirelessly to bring relief to those who need it most.
Our operatives are highly trained in the art of coffee-making, with skills that include (but are not limited to):
Stay tuned for updates from the front lines, and remember: a good cup of coffee can change the world.
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