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Located in the heart of Nowheresville, USA, our esteemed publication has been serving the most discerning coffee enthusiasts since 1999. Our team of expert coffee critics have tasted, reviewed, and argued over the perfect cup of coffee for over two decades.

Our mission is simple: to find the world's most mediocre coffee and tell you about it.

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