Bad Jokes About the Apocalypse
You're not just tired, you're DEAD!
Get a dose of our patented Energy Pills! (Not Actually a Real Thing)
Energy Surfing Tips
Don't forget to water your plants!
Learn about the Energy-Sucking Plants
Energy Surfing Golf: Where the Greens are Always Bleak
Golfing through a wasteland of despair, one hole at a time!
Rules of the game: Don't get too close to the hole!