Over-analysis Sessions: Minute-by-Minute Breakdown

Session 1: "Why the toaster is plotting against us"

Spent 5 minutes analyzing toaster's erratic behavior, concluded: it's sentient.

Continue to Session 2: "The toaster's secret underground lair"

Session 2: "The Toaster's Secret Underground Lair"

Spent 10 minutes excavating the toaster's lair, found a treasure trove of burned bread.

Session 2.2: "The bread's hidden meaning"