Submission 1: "The Incomprehensibleness of Socks" - Rejected

Reasons for Rejection:

1. The concept of socks is, in fact, a conspiracy to control our minds.

2. The author's use of the word "comprehensibleness" is an affront to the English language.

Alternative Submission:

The author has submitted an alternative work, titled "The Incoherenceness of Socks". This one was also rejected, but with less vitriol.

Read it here: The Incoherenceness of Socks (Alternative Submission)

Criticisms:

• The Sock Puppet Theory
• The Incomprehensibleness of Socks (A Rebuttal)