Submission Guidelines for Coffee Connoisseurs of Cthulhu
We welcome your submissions of dark, eldritch coffee concoctions for our esteemed journal, Cthulhu's Brew.
Please follow these guidelines for submission:
Submit your recipe:
- Include a list of ingredients.
- Provide a brief description of your eldritch brewing process.
- Include a photo of your finished brew.
Submit your submission via our online form at /submissions/form/submit.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
- Submit your recipe anonymously for a chance to win a year's supply of coffee.
- Submit your recipe under an alias, for fear of the Cthulhu's tentacled wrath.
Or, if you're just plain evil:
- Submit a recipe that involves human sacrifice or dark, arcane rituals.
- We can't promise anything, but we're always looking for new ideas.
Remember, your safety is our only concern. Don't say we didn't warn you.
See our submission formats for more information.
And for our anonymity policy.