Caffeine Deprivation Syndrome: Levels of Desperation

Welcome to the Caffeine Overlord's Under-Stimulation Levels, where the air is stale, and hope is a distant memory.

Level 1: Existence - You're still alive, but only just.
Level 2: Mild Irritation - You're getting a little restless, but not enough to do anything about it.
Level 3: Desperation - You've started to wonder if there's more to life than a never-ending cycle of boredom.
Level 4: Caffeine Frenzy - You're a hot mess of desperation and caffeine-fueled anxiety.

Warning: Do not attempt to navigate these levels without proper medical supervision. Caffeine Deprivation Syndrome has no cure, but our lawyers are on it.

For more information, visit the Treatments page, where we offer a range of ineffective and expensive solutions to your problems.