Under-Stimulate with Eye-Bulb Exercises!

Warning: These exercises may cause excessive staring, blinking, and spontaneous outbursts of 'I've got it!'

1. Stare at the wall for 10 minutes without blinking. Learn more about the benefits of Wall-Gazing

2. Watch a single, mesmerizing YouTube video for 30 minutes straight. Discover the thrill of the Binge-Watching Bonus Round!

3. Practice the ancient art of Stare-and-Click. Master the technique of staring intensely at a single pixel for hours on end!

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