Q: What is Under-Stimulation?
A: It's a state of mind where the only thing more boring than your current situation is the thought of trying to escape it.
Q: How do I achieve Under-Stimulation?
A: Congratulations, you're already doing it. Just keep staring at this page for 20 minutes, and you'll reach peak Under-Stimulation.
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Q: What are the symptoms of Under-Stimulation?
A: Dullness, apathy, and an intense desire to watch paint dry.
Q: How do I know if I have Under-Stimulation?
A: If you've been reading this FAQ for more than 5 minutes, you're definitely experiencing it.
Q: Can Under-Stimulation be cured?
A: Only by experiencing something more Under-Stimulating than this.
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