Article 1: "The Caffeine-Fueled Right to be Ignored"
Section 1.1: "The Right to Mainline Caffeine Supplies"
Section 1.2: "The Duty to Ignore Non-Caffeinated Individuals"
Read Section 1.1: "The Right to Mainline Caffeine Supplies" Read Section 1.2: "The Duty to Ignore Non-Caffeinated Individuals"