COFFEEENSTEIN'S

MANIFESTO

In a world where the only thing that matters is the crema, we, the people of COffeeenstein, have risen. Our manifesto, a call to arms, a battle cry, and a recipe for the perfect cup.

Article 1: We demand a higher ratio of crema to coffee. No more watered-down brews.

Article 2: We will not be silenced by the hissing of the espresso machine. We will not be swayed by the bland taste of instant coffee.

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