A: It's a real thing, we swear. One day, coffee beans just... took over.
A: A Coffee Zombie has a caffeine buzz, Regular Zombie just has a headache.
A: Stock up on beans, build a bunker, and never leave the house.
A: Sorry, no refunds. You should've thought of that when you clicked the "Buy Now" button.
A: We have weekly meetups, but they're usually just a bunch of caffeine-fueled screaming.