Colonial Decrees

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Decrees of the Month

Decree of the Year 2021: 'We Shall Not Be Ignored'

Decree 1: Thou Shalt Not Forget to Water Thy Crops

By the power vested in us, we decree that all colonists shall tend to their crops with the utmost care, lest they wither and perish under our benevolent guidance.

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«Tis a grave transgression to neglect the soil, lest the soil grow tired of thee.»

Decree Book (Vol 1-3)