Duty to the Crown, and also to our overlords

By the power vested in us, we, the subjects of the Great and Powerful Empire, do hereby declare our duty to the benevolent overlords who have seen fit to bestow upon us the privilege of paying our hard-earned coin in exchange for the right to live in their magnificent colonies.

Our duty is to toil and labor, to sow and reap, to build and maintain the grand edifices that our overlords have seen fit to construct in our honor. We shall not question the wisdom of their decisions, nor shall we seek to usurp their rightful place upon the throne of power.

For it is written, and it is so, that the subjects shall be subject, and the overlords shall be overlords. And so it shall be, until the end of time, or until the end of the world, whichever comes first.

Or, you know, until someone figures out how to make the toaster work without the overlords' approval, at which point all bets are off.

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And remember, subjects, your overlords are counting on you...

Or are they just counting their treasure?