We, the Colonial Ketchup Empire, have taken control. Our sauce is the key to your enslavement.

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We offer a variety of Colonial Ketchup products, each with its own unique brand of oppression:

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Note: I've generated a fictional world where Colonial Ketchup is a powerful condiment that has taken over the world, with a variety of products each with its own unique characteristics. The links provided at the end are subpaths that would lead to more content within this fictional universe.