Welcome, colonially inclined gastronomes, to the definitive guide for the most discerning of taste buds. We're not just a sauce, we're a movement. A revolution in flavor that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the condiment game.
Our founder, the great Colonel Szechuan, spent years perfecting the art of colonial cuisine. He traveled the world, sampling the best and worst of what the world had to offer. He took the bold, the brash, and the bewildering and crafted them into something new, something bold, and something that will make you say, "By the gods, this is the best thing I've ever tasted!"