Welcome to the Asteroid Ornaments Corporation, where we're colonizing space rocks for fun and profit.
Our team of expert asteroid wranglers are dedicated to bringing you the most stylish and functional space rocks for your home or office.
But be warned, not all asteroids are created equal. Some are more... problematic than others.
View our Rocky Reports for more info
Or, if you're feeling brave, check out our Asteroid Adventures and see if you can handle the thrill of asteroid exploration.
And, as always, remember: DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF AN ASTEROID'S TAIL!