Welcome to Colones, where the architecture is a mess, and the bureaucracy is a nightmare.
Here, the once-grand Colonies-in-Peril have been reduced to a mere tourist trap.
Our famous "Sinking Colony" is now a mere shadow of its former self.
Visit the "Museum of Failed Dreams" to learn more about our glorious past.
At Colones, we're famous for our crumbling infrastructure and our "charming" locals.
But don't just take our word for it!