The Teal Torture Squad

Elite operatives of discerning taste and questionable morality.

Current Mission Briefings

Briefing 1: Operation: Paint-by-Numbers Briefing 2: Infiltrating the Artisanal Cheese Market Briefing 3: Disrupting the supply chain of artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free, non-GMO, vegan, etc. everything

Subsidiaries

Teal Torture Squad TV: Our flagship propaganda channel Teal Torture Squad Radio: Broadcasting the latest in torture techniques and methods Teal Torture Squad Print: Our in-house propaganda rag