A Chthonic Conundrum: The Emptiness of Absence

In a shocking turn of events, the absence has been revealed to be, well, just as present as the presence.

Further Reading:

The Emptiness of Emptiness, a thrilling expose on the nothing that's not nothing.

Or if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Absorb Absurdity, where the absence of presence is a presence in itself.