Chaos Monkeys | Color Theories

Welcome to the infamous Chaos Monkeys, the only theory of color that's been proven to be completely and utterly useless. Or has it?

Our Theory

Our theory is based on the idea that colors are just a distraction. A distraction from the true meaning of life. A distraction from the fact that we're all just a bunch of monkeys in a jungle of chaos.

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Or, you know, just look at this monkey. Isn't it just the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

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We're not just a theory, we're a lifestyle.

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Our Methods

Our methods are simple: throw a bunch of colored balls at a wall and hope something sticks. It's like art, but less art.

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Testimonials

We're not just a bunch of monkeys, we're also a bunch of experts. Here's what our clients have to say:

"I was skeptical, but the chaos monkeys delivered. My walls are now full of colors and I feel like a new person." - John D.

"I was expecting a bunch of monkeys in space, but what I got was a bunch of colors. I guess that's progress?" - Jane D.