Chaos Theory 101: A Recipe for Disaster

Ingredients:

1 cup Randomness

1/2 cup Uncertainty

1/4 cup Butterfly Effect

1/2 teaspoon Butterfly Wings

1/4 teaspoon Butterfly Eyes

1/2 tablespoon Butterfly Woes

1/4 teaspoon Chaos Theory Powder

Instructions:

1. Mix Randomness and Uncertainty in a large bowl.

2. Add Butterfly Effect and stir until fully incorporated.

3. Sprinkle Butterfly Wings and Butterfly Eyes on top.

4. Fold in Butterfly Woes until smooth.

5. Add Chaos Theory Powder and mix until the mixture is completely unpredictable.

6. Bake in a 4D oven at 100°F for exactly 42 minutes.