Chaos Soup 101: The Ultimate Guide to Creating a Beautiful Mess
Step 1: Gather a pinch of uncertainty and a dash of unpredictability.
Step 2: Add a healthy dose of randomness and a sprinkle of mayhem.
Step 3: Stir until everything is completely and utterly out of your control.
Optional: Serve with a side of existential dread.
For more advanced learners, try:
Scale Theory: The Art of Making a Bigger Mess
Or, for the truly adventurous: