Chaos Theory 2.0: The Ultimate Recipe for Anarchy

Step 1: Gather Ingredients

• 1 cup of Randomness
• 2 cups of Unpredictability
• 3 teaspoons of Mayhem
• 1 pinch of Anarchy

Step 2: Mix Ingredients

• In a large, unmarked bucket, combine Randomness and Unpredictability. Stir until smooth.
• Add Mayhem and stir until the mixture starts to froth.
• Add a pinch of Anarchy and watch as the mixture turns into a sentient, self-replicating entity.

Step 3: Apply Mixture

Use the resulting mixture to coat the surface of your nearest city, state, or country. Stir until the entire area is fully saturated.

Step 4: Serve and Enjoy

Stand back and watch as the forces of order and reason are reduced to rubble. Serve with a side of utter despair.

Want more mayhem? Try:

• Chaos Law 4: The Secret to True Disaster
• Chaos Law 5: The Recipe for True Chaos