Red: The Aggressive Lover
Red is the color of love, but not just any love. It's the fiery passion of a thousand sunsets, the sizzle of a thousand heartbreaks. It's the color of your ex's new haircut.
Read more about the Red's torrid love affairs
Orange: The Happy Clown
Orange is the color of laughter, of joy, of being trapped in a never-ending loop of 'The Wheels on the Bus'. It's the color of your aunt's sweater, and your dad's favorite tie.
Explore the depths of Orange's absurdity
Yellow: The Sunshine Snail
Yellow is the color of happiness, of optimism, of being stuck in a perpetual rainstorm with no end in sight. It's the color of your friend's smile, and your neighbor's lawn chair.