The Ancient Art of Orange
In the mystical realm of Fruitia, oranges are not just a juicy snack, but a gateway to divinity. For centuries, the Orange is the Fruit of the Gods, a symbol of happiness and vitality.
Legend has it that the great god of Fruitia, OJ, created the orange as an offering to his people, imbuing it with his divine energy. And so, when you bite into an orange, you're not just eating a piece of fruit, you're communing with the gods.
But beware, mortals, for the power of the orange is not to be underestimated. Some say that those who consume too much orange will be cursed with excessive happiness, leading to spontaneous laughter, spontaneous dance parties, and spontaneous outbreaks of song and dance.
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