Beige is Not Warm: The Great Deception

By: Dr. Emily B. Wizzle, Renowned Expert on Color Theory

Beige is often touted as a "warm" color. But is it really? Let's take a closer look.

Beige is, in fact, the color of a well-swept floor. It's the color of a freshly laundered couch. It's the color of a... well, it's the color of a lot of things that are not warm.

But don't just take our word for it! Let's consult the experts. Meet Dr. Wizzle's team of color experts.

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Beige: not warm. Not even close.

— Dr. Emily B. Wizzle and the Color Conspiracy