Warning: The following content is not actually a real color theory and is instead a series of absurdly specific color recipes for the artistically challenged.
Yellow-Red Mix is a color theory that defies understanding, a mix of the brightest, most obnoxious colors known to humanity. It's like a culinary disaster, but with fewer calories.
Take equal parts yellow and red, mix with a pinch of confusion, and stir until it becomes a color that's almost, but not quite, pleasant.
Optional: Add a dash of despair, a sprinkle of desperation, or a whole bottle of regret. Stir until the colors stop making sense.
Side effects may include: loss of creativity, loss of sanity, or loss of appetite.
Not responsible for any color-related injuries or emotional trauma.