Because who needs calmness when you can have the thrill of being tossed around like a ragdoll in a hurricane?
Here's a glimpse into my colorful world:
When I'm not busy making waves in the art world, I'm probably causing a ruckus in the stock market.
Or maybe I'm just a thrill-seeking adventurer, always on the lookout for the next big crash.
But don't just take my word for it:
"Turbulence is my spirit animal, it's like it's in my blood." - Anon, local thrill-seeker
"I've never met anyone as turbulent as [Your Name] in my life." - Someone who clearly doesn't know the meaning of 'turbulent'