Beige: The Color of Desperation

When you can't decide between beige and beige, but still want to be seen as a fashion icon.

Beige is not just a color, it's a way of life. And if you're reading this, you're probably living it.

Beige: The Endless Sea of Uncertainty

It's like looking into the abyss, but the abyss is just really, really pale.

And when you're lost, and the only thing you can see is the horizon...