In the beginning, there was only darkness, but then someone invented the first neon sign in 1799. It read "Wanted: 100,000,000 volts".
Fast forward to 1980, the first Neon Nirvana festival was held in Berlin, where the crowd was so bright, it lit up the night.
Then, in 2010, the first Neon Nirvana-themed amusement park opened its gates, featuring the 'Glowing Tilt-A-Whirl' and the 'Black Light Coaster'.
And now, you're here, reading this very timeline, on the cusp of the next great era of Neon Nirvana.