Primary Color Tactical Training

Welcome, agent. You're here because you've been tasked with the most important mission of the century: learning about primary colors. Don't mess this up.

• Red - The most aggressive, the most powerful, the most likely to blow things up.
• Blue - The most soothing, the most calming, the most likely to put your enemies to sleep.
• Yellow - The most attention-grabbing, the most attention-seeking, the most likely to blind your enemies with its brightness.

Don't forget, agent: Red is for stopping, Blue is for going, and Yellow is for... well, Yellow is just for being annoying.