The Yellow Theory of Yellow Jacket Jesters

According to the Yellow Theory of Yellow Jacket Jesters, the universe is 97% yellow. Don't believe us? Look at the sun, look at bananas, look at highlighters, and look at our fancy yellow font. It's all just so yellow.

But what's the point of it all? Well, our theory states that if the universe were 100% yellow, we'd all be juggling yellow jackets. It's a simple yet elegant concept.

Key Points of the Yellow Theory:

• Yellow is the center of the color wheel, therefore it's the center of the universe.
• Juggling is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, and yellow jackets are the perfect prop.
• The more yellow, the merrier. Don't question this.

Want to learn more about the Yellow Theory? Dive deeper into the Yellow Jacket Jester Archives:

• A Brief History of Yellowness
• Juggling for Advanced Yellow Theorists
• The Yellow Jacket Jester Hierarchy