Triad Blue Recipes

A collection of recipes that will make you question the very fabric of reality.

1. The Triad Blue Smoothie: Blend 2 cups of blueberries, 1 cup of blue cheese, and a dash of existential dread. Serve in a glass with a splash of nihilism.

2. Triad Blue Truffles: Mix equal parts blue food dye, blue paint, and regret, then roll into balls and bake at 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve as a side dish for your next dinner party.

Get the Triad Blue Sauce recipe for the ultimate triad experience.