Join us, and together, we will breathe new life into the dull, grey world of monotony.
Our membership form is here.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try our Colour Mixing Experiments, where we'll guide you through a series of unpredictable colour combinations.
Or, if you're really looking for a challenge, try our Neon Nightmares, where we'll push you to your colour limits.
Warning: our club may cause irreversible damage to your sanity. Join us, and void any claims of responsibility.