Welcome to Dave Jenkins' Comedy Empire

Where the laughs are free, but the jokes cost extra.

Featured Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the doctor?
What do you call a group of cats playing instruments?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Bank, bank, robbery jokes: they're not just for the taking! Animal one-upmanship: because you're a wild card! Why was the chicken see-sightseeing? Because it was egg-straordinary!

Featured Impressions

Warning: the following impressions may be hazardous to your health.

Donald Duck (with a hint of a cold)
Arnold Schwarznegger (but without the charm)
Elvis Presley (but with a bad hair day)

The duck is sick, and so are you! Ahh, schmarnie, schmarnie, schmarnie! Don't be a king, be a hippie!

Dประก Drama

Where the tears are free, but the therapy costs extra.

The time I accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor.
The great pizza incident of 2022.
The tale of woe about the lost cat named Whiskers.

ประก Stuck on drama, stuck on you! The pie-one-er! Whiskers was here, and then he was gone!