A midnight burrito, wrapped in secrecy, served on a velvet cushion.
A burrito, so divine, it's like the gods themselves took a bite.
It's a culinary experience, so divine, it'll make you cry, it'll make you scream.
Because, let's face it, we've all been to that place, where the burrito's gone, and the only thing left is the plate.
But tonight, it's different, it's like a dream, where the burrito's in your hand, and it's all you can see.
So, if you're feeling down, if you're feeling blue, just grab a hold of this burrito, and it'll see you through.
It's not just a burrito, it's a miracle, it's a taste sensation.
The Recipe: A Secret Known Only to a Few. The Legend: How It All Began. The Burrito Rituals: A Guide to Not Losing It.