Comma-Gate: Where the Semicolons Come to Play

Welcome to Comma-Gate, the most epic struggle in the world of punctuation.

In a shocking turn of events, our nation's founding documents have been beset by a crisis of style.

The Founding Semicolons, a group of rogue punctuation marks, have been causing chaos throughout history.

They've invaded the Declaration, the Constitution, and even the occasional sentence fragment in a politician's speech.

The Grammar Cops are on the case, but can they restore order to our comma-filled world?
The Punctuation Gang is a group of misfit semicolons causing chaos throughout the land.
The Sentence Fracture Club has been meeting in secret to discuss the finer points of syntax.

Stay tuned for more updates from the world of Comma-Gate!