Welcome to Comma-Gate, the most epic struggle in the world of punctuation.
In a shocking turn of events, our nation's founding documents have been beset by a crisis of style.
The Founding Semicolons, a group of rogue punctuation marks, have been causing chaos throughout history.
They've invaded the Declaration, the Constitution, and even the occasional sentence fragment in a politician's speech.
The Grammar Cops are on the case, but can they restore order to our comma-filled world?Stay tuned for more updates from the world of Comma-Gate!