Creating the Ultimate Coffee System: A Guide by Committee 42

Step 1: Prioritize Caffeine Over Human Life

First things first, you need a strong foundation. Set up a dedicated coffee machine in your living room, and make sure it's always stocked with an absurd amount of coffee. The more, the merrier.

The Coffee Machine: The Ultimate Symbol of Productivity

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